Friday, April 7, 2017

Tips for SENIORS: This Will Help YOU POOP! (See the Tutorial)


So...okay Seniors, today our tip is
about pooping!
Some of we old folks suffer constipation
from time to time. And others have
chronic constipation brought on
by certain medications.
Still, others suffer because....well...
just getting old may be part of it. 
So, in order to avoid those trips to the
ER for "relief", or taking pills that
don't work, try this:
First, before anything, take a 
Kleenex tissue with you to
the bathroom...
NOW...
When you sit down on the commode,
lean forward in a about a 30 
degree angle...and blow 
your nose. 
YES! BLOW YOUR NOSE!
and
BOOM! 
SUCCESS!!!
"Turd in a Toilet"..."Turd in a Toilet!"
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Here's a tutorial of sorts...
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Hey! Best of Luck!
Til Next Time...
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