Monday, April 10, 2017

The Monday ~BAT-GUANO CRAZY News and Report~

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THE
GUANO
CRAZY-CRAZY
and
REPORT
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This past week, in Florida, 
a dead bat was found in a 
packaged salad prompting a
recall demand of the product.
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Lawyers for the salad company are
defending manufacturing/packaging 
practises, saying the owners are of 
"Literal-Christian" faith and the bat
in question was in-fact a bird according
to scripture.
(Leviticus 11: 13-19)
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Therefore, Salad Company Defendants
argue that (in today's modern food
cleansing technology)
this is a matter of
"RELIGIOUS FREEDOM"
and not subject to
Product Liability Law.
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Well...we told you this was
BAT GUANO CRAZY!
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