Friday, July 21, 2017

Trump Hires Tony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as WH Communications Director - Spicer Quits!

We can't make this stuff up!
Today, the White Announced
Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci
has been hired as the Trump
Administration Communications
Director.
Given this, current Press Secretary
Sean Spicer
RESIGNED!
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders 
has been appointed to 
replace Spicer.
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This is a developing story, 
because what else could it be?
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This Map Shows What People HATE Most in Each U.S. State~

Lets take a closer look...
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~Eastern States~
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~MID-WEST~
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~WEST~
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~Alaska - Hawaii~
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And the majority of Americans
reject old-overweight males with
questionable mental faculties 
that paint their faces with orange
rouge, dye their hair 'Betty Grable'
blond, and then comb it in 1950's
'ducks-ass-pachuco' style.
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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring "The PRANCERCISE-Trot" America's Official Dance!

In keeping with his "America First"
agenda, today President Trump,
citing the laziness of his predecessors,
 signed an Executive Order making
"The PRANCERCISE Trot"
the nation's official 
dance. 
It's 'SO MAJESTIC', he said.
Trump also praised VP Mike and
"Mother" Pence for their tireless 
work in finding and selecting
a dance for 
ALL PATRIOT AMERICANS!
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And here it is:
"The PRANCERCISE Trot"
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